Now THAT's GRE

A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.
A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants
must be interdicted.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers

A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.
A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales

A GRE STUDENT : Neophite's serendipity.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck

A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic
plant.
A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no moss

A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of
identical plumage tend to congregate.
A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather flock
together

A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep

A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.
A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness

A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose
of precipitately departed lactile fluid.
A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over spilt
milk

A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and
vitiate the scion.
A NORMAL PERSON : spare the rod and spoil the child

A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the
rapier.
A NORMAL PERSON : the pen is mightier than the sword

A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
aneuvers.
A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old dog new
tricks

A GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

A NORMAL PERSON : look before you leap

A GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid
minim.
A NORMAL PERSON : twinkle,twinkle, little star

A GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate
cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal chinnation.

A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best


A GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous
chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion
renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
A NORMAL PERSON : all work and no play makes jack a
dull boy

A GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting petrious projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : people who live in glass houses
should not throw stones

A GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapors having
their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials,
there is conflagration.
A NORMAL PERSON : where there's smoke, there's fire

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

:D haha.. u r getting in d groove! - Bhasker

Piyush Taneja said...

you are so into it man!

Go Green Guyz..